It's ridiculous but I'm in a conundrum about what to wear to the hospital.
LIKE THAT MATTERS WHEN WE HAVE TO HAND OVER OUR INFANT TO HAVE THEM OPEN UP HER HEART, STOP IT, MAKE ALL HER BLOOD GO THROUGH A BY-PASS MACHINE, AND THEN REPAIR HOLES IN IT!!!!!!
Should I wear my new awesome, I'm having a mental crisis, WE CAN DO THIS! pair of shoes?
*Brief interlude: Yes, we let our kids write on the kitchen floor with Sharpie pens. Yes, we will be addressing the spelling errors that are now in Sharpie on the kitchen floor.
We're going to rip the whole thing up at some point in the future so it will be all good.
I will not let the kids write with Sharpie on the new kitchen floor. Mental note: Say that out loud to said kids in case they think this is now an option for the future as well as the present. *
Or should I wear my 'I'm going to pace the halls, run around the block and in general wear out the floor so I don't lose my ever lovin' marbles thinking about what's going on behind closed doors' tennis shoes?
I wonder what Stacy or Clinton would say? What do you say?
13 weeks ago I was packing a different kind of bag and NEVER in a million years would've imagined this.